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Dennis?! Dennis?! Who the **** is Dennis???? by Caren Taylor ©
…..Dennis dangles dangerously in the dark, dank dungeon…..
…..Dexterity now determines his destiny…..
…..Drop and be……Devoured!…..
…..Down below, deranged dwellers dance and drool…..
…..Dennis deliberates in depths of despair…..
…..Dismay at discoveries down-town…..
…..Distraught with damaged dreams…..
…..Derived decisions from deficient data……
…..Droplets descend downward from the dungeon…..
…..Dripping directly onto a deeply distressed Dennis…..
…..Drenched, he’s drawn directly back to his dilemma…..
…..Dismissing Death ~ Deftness of desire doubles…..
…..Despite disturbing doubts, Dennis detaches…..
…..Diving dizzily with defiance into the darkness…..
…..Driven toward a dash of dazzling daylight…..
…..Dennis departs the dank, dark, dripping dungeon…..
…..Delighted, Dennis, the Daddy, with dangling Long Legs, DID it!!!…..
NB….. Another alliterative attack!!!!….BUT….Definitely, No insects were harmed during the creation of this silly, short story! 😉 …(Booking myself in for two weeks of therapy now though ;-D LOL!!)… I thought it was first brought on by shock of British sunshine…but no!!! It seems, the insane intermittent interlude, is, closely connected with crazy patchwork creations!
Mrs P said:
Only yesterday I caught sight of our very own Dennis ~ which signals the beginning of Dennis Season here in ‘The Tangled Backwoods’ Dennis and approximately a million of his best buddies descend on our county as if some sort of Long leg Festive is in progress…..PS enjoy your break in rehab LOL
I wondered why I haven’t seen as many this year??!! Obviously, they’ve all got wind of your local leggy festival….bet there will be a few arguments over…’who’s the Daddy??’ LOL 😉
Mrs P said:
Why we get so many I have nooooo idea and what are they for anyway ??
Obviously…not all the daddies got the invite to your local event ;-( I switched the light on and still have the conservatory open (such a horrid muggy night up here) now I have half a dozen dancing round the room LOL
Absolutely no idea as to their purpose in life??? (bit like wasps ~ but without the sting) apart from frightening my daughter to death LOL ;-D
SueT唐 梦 琇 said:
Very cute Caren.
🙂 Thanks Sue!! Moments of madness sometimes burn a hole in my head ..unless I let them out lol
Sorry for the lateness of replies to your comments, only just found them in my Spam?? ;-/ Sometimes WP comment filing can be a bit awry
it also fits to a guy in the neighborhood ….hope he would sit in his dungeon instead to bug the neighborhood with 280 decibel music :o)
LOL!! He doesn’t sound like your favourite guy and not a very considerate neighbour either??! Perhaps you could post some choice music through his letter box which you wouldn’t mind listening to at that level ~ he might even take the hint 😉
I wonder…is he called Dennis??, or, maybe he has ultra long thin legs?? Have you considered asking other neighbours to chip in…that way, perhaps you could rent a dungeon for him LOL ??!! ;-D
Good thing Dennis wasn’t close to a cat! 😉
LOL It certainly is Jackie, I bet for sure cats find them extremely tempting as game for play…and, of course the writing would have ended so differently 😉
Oh dear, I shall never look at the Dennis I know in the same light again…..
LOL…and, Oh Dear too!!….so sorry about that ;-/ hope I haven’t disfigured him in you head forever….during my moment of madness?!